I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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