Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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