I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Small penises have feelings too.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
did i walk over a car last night?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The air was thick with penises
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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