No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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