well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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