Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
