I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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