Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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