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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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