Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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