I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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