Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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