If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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