I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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