I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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