yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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