He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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