They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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