So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
