I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm passing your future prison.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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