is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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