Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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