Whod you bang
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
