Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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