i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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