what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
