dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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