You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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