well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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