I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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