you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
How's work?
Spinning.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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