Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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