can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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