I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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