I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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