So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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