do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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