brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Never underestimate the power of titties
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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