Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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