Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
