I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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