Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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