Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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