This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize