just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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