Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
two words...techno handjob
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
