He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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