Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
