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Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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