All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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