Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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