when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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