Are we in a gay sports bar?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
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you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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