No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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