He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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